How to do business with two cows

Forwarded to me by Bun Mei Mei. =P

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market
them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and
milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and
now want RM1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk.
They go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine
instead. Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu

Surviving in Malaysia

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Nilai Night Scene...

This is a picture of the night view I see every night when I gaze out of my apartment.... Haha. =P

PLKN

Everyone that is close to me knows that I've attended Malaysian Hell before. This program is called Program Latihan Khidmat Negara, also known internationally as the Malaysian National Service. This program is hell in brief. If people were to protest against it, I'll be the first to be there!

Anyway... I'll be uploading NS pictures to my Flickr Album. Heres my Company to start with. I was in "B" Company, also known as Bravo...

Reptile Exhibition

Last year, Ganesh, Chris and I went to 1 Utama for a reptile exhibition. Saw some interesting looking reptiles, as well as some feeding! Well, I posted the pictures in my flickr Album. All pics were taken with my W800i.

Reptile Exhibition Set

Can go and have a look at some of the reptiles.

Here is my favourite! Its a bull frog. We actually watched it swallow a whole white mice on its own! =P

First set of Pics with FX36

These are the first set of pics I took with my FX36. Brought it back when I went back to see my girlfriend. We took quite a number of pics! Here's some to preview the quality of FX36 pictures. The rest of them can be found on my flickr album. Link on the right. :)

Effective Communication

Posting a forwarded email here. :)

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.


A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'


The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.'
What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'

Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?

Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?


Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.

Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness. In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling!!
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!

Google Web Browser - Chrome

Google has announced the launch of its new FREE Web Browser they call "Chrome". Be sure to download it and stop supporting INTERNET EXPLORER!!!!!!! I'll definitely be downloading it and trying to compare with the new FireFox 3.0 (Lets leave IE out of the picture). =P

Its expected to be launched on Tuesday, which I guess means American's Tuesday. Perhaps for us Malaysians, we can get it tonight or tomorrow morning. Anyway, here are some articles with regards to the latest hype about Chrome. =]

CNN Announcement
Blog about Chrome
Chrome Story by Google

Looks interesting. ^_^