Sunday, April 27, 2008

Very Warm!!!

The weather nowadays is warm like hell. Its so freaking hot in my room and everywhere anyway. I'm find myself seems to be sweating all the time. -_-"

 

I hope the heat will go away soon. Its so hot, I don't actually have the mood to do much cause I feel exhausted. Urgh....

 

I just hope my temper don't flare with the rising temperature. ^_^

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Just Some Dirty Jokes

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

First Malaysian in Space

Dr. M was thinking about sending a Malaysian into space.
Three potential can-a-nauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.

Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission. How much do you think you should be paid?
" Muthu replied: "One million ringgit."

"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.

"Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe I no come back!" replied Muthu.

"That's understandable," says Dr. M. "Thank you...
Please ask the Malay guy to come here."

So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.

Alamak, 2 million ringgit only lah Datuk," replied the Malay candidate.

"Two million? That's twice as much! Even that Anneh (Bro in tamil) before you asked for only one million."

"You see, Datuk," explains Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children ...
With so many of us, it is a big family to leave behind when I am gone..!"

"I see," says Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?"

The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, as you heard, This is a very risky mission, how much do you want?"
Ah Chong smiles for a while, and says, "3 million linggit only loh Latuk."

M appears shocked. "What??? 3 million! Why so much?"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, where-upon he quietly whispers into his ear, "Latuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send that Anneh into space!"

Sunday, April 20, 2008

My New Companions - Blue Lobsters

It was yesterday that my friend Ganesh and I were whining about how boring we were everyday. Every time we see someone doing something stupid, we will comment that these people got "No life". Well actually, when we look at ourselves, sometimes we are so bored.. that we have no life as well. Out of the blue, we decided to get some "life" in the house. So off we went to the pet shop and we saw some interesting stuffs. Our main focus was initially to buy some fish, so we decided to look around. We saw some Oscars, Arrowana's, some crappy fish, angel fish, blar blar, and there it was..... Blue Lobsters. Now that's something interesting. ^_^

So today, we went to the pet shop and bought ourselves a pair of blue lobsters. Each lobster costs us RM13, and we also bought some baby fish (Poor fellas....) for RM1, and some sinking pellets for RM11. I already had a tank so we didn't need that. We went home excited about our new purchase. We set up the tank, pour the water in, put the lobster in and than threw in those little fishies. After that we decided to sit there and admire our lobsters for awhile.... We were quite happy at the start, seeing them so active and all. But after that, we got a little panicky and were like "Why the hell are they so active? They weren't like that in the shop and it seems like their struggling for air" That's when trouble came!!! The little fishies started to overturn one by one. They were dying, REAL FAST! And we were like "Oh Crap! CHLORINE!!!". Before we know it, all the little fishies were DEAD! So off to the pet shop again to get ourselves some Anti-Chlorine. At the mean time, I was trying to "rescue" the lobsters by removing the water until they could breathe from the air outside while I also cleared all the dead fishies. It was a......a... erm.... very sad sight, LOL! Sea of dead fishes, hahahahahha!!!!!

Well anyway, we manage to get the anti chlorine and got ourselves some new baby fishies as well. Till now, the baby fishies are still alive (Except for those that became lobster food), so I guess everythings a'okay! Here are some pics of my new companions, a pair of blue lobsters! ^_^






Saturday, April 19, 2008

Cranberries - Linger

Guitar Fingering: Dsus2 - 000230 ; A6 - 002222
G5 - 320033


INTRO

  Gmaj7            D
E|---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-
B|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3
G|-0---0---0---0---2---2---2---2---      Repeat 3x

  Gmaj7                A6 A   C   G5
E|---2---2---2---2--
B|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-
G|-0---0---0---0----


   D   Dsus2 D            
If you, if you could return
Dsus2 D      A6
don't let it burn, don't let it fade.
                       C
I'm sure I'm not being rude
but it's just your attitude,
                G
It's tearing me apart
It's ruining everything.
  D        Dsus2        D      
I swore, I swore I would be true
    Dsus2     D   A6
and honey, so did you.
                            C
So why were you holding her hand?
Is that the way we stand?
                       G
Were you lying all the time?
Was it just a game to you?


              D Dsus2 D         
But I'm in so deep.
             Dsus2 D A6
You know I'm such a fool for you.
                               C
You got me wrapped around your finger
ah, ha, ha.
                       G
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to,
                      D  Dsus2  D
Do you have to let it linger?


Dsus2 D A6
Oh, I thought the world of you.
          C
I thought nothing could go wrong,
          G
But I was wrong. I was wrong.
   D       Dsus2 D             Dsus2    D  A6
If you, if you could get by, trying not to lie,
                      C         
Things wouldn't be so confused
and I wouldn't feel so used,
                      G
But you always really knew
I just wanna be with you.


              D Dsus2 D         
But I'm in so deep.
             Dsus2 D A6
You know I'm such a fool for you.
                               C
You got me wrapped around your finger
ah, ha, ha.
                       G
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to,
                      D  Dsus2
Do you have to let it linger?


D Dsus2 D A6  C  G


              D Dsus2 D
And I'm in so deep.
             Dsus2 D A6
You know I'm such a fool for you.
                               C
You got me wrapped around your finger
ah, ha, ha.
                       G
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to,
                      D  Dsus2  D
Do you have to let it linger?
             Dsus2 D A6
You know I'm such a fool for you.
                               C
You got me wrapped around your finger
ah, ha, ha.
                       G
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to,
                      D  Dsus2
Do you have to let it linger?


D  Dsus2  A6  C  G


E|--2--2--2-2--2--2-2--2--2-2--2--2
B|---3--3----3--3----3--3----3--3--
G|-2--2--2-0--0--0-2--2--2-0--0--0-

E|--2--2--2-2--2--2-
B|---3--3----3--3---
G|-2--2--2-0--0--0-2

Thursday, April 17, 2008

A Leader Should Know How To Manage Failures

NOTE: ARTICLE COURTESY OF MY COLLEAGUE. ^_^

Former President of India APJ Abdul Kalam : 'A Leader Should Know How to Manage Failure'

India Knowledge@Wharton: Could you give an example, from your own experience, of how leaders should manage failure?

Kalam: Let me tell you about my experience. In 1973 I became the project director of India's satellite launch vehicle program, commonly called the SLV-3. Our goal was to put India's "Rohini" satellite into orbit by 1980. I was given funds and human resources -- but was told clearly that by 1980 we had to launch the satellite into space. Thousands of people worked together in scientific and technical teams towards that goal.

By 1979 -- I think the month was August -- we thought we were ready. As the project director, I went to the control center for the launch. At four minutes before the satellite launch, the computer began to go through the checklist of items that needed to be checked. One minute later, the computer program put the launch on hold; the display showed that some control components were not in order. My experts -- I had four or five of them with me -- told me not to worry; they had done their calculations and there was enough reserve fuel. So I bypassed the computer, switched to manual mode, and launched the rocket. In the first stage, everything worked fine. In the second stage, a problem developed. Instead of the satellite going into orbit, the whole rocket system plunged into the Bay of Bengal. It was a big failure.

That day, the chairman of the Indian Space Research Organization, Prof. Satish Dhawan, had called a press conference. The launch was at 7:00 am, and the press conference -- where journalists from around the world were present -- was at 7:45 am at ISRO's satellite launch range in Sriharikota [in Andhra Pradesh in southern India]. Prof. Dhawan, the leader of the organization, conducted the press conference himself. He took responsibility for the failure -- he said that the team had worked very hard, but that it needed more technological support. He assured the media that in another year, the team would definitely succeed. Now, I was the project director, and it was my failure, but instead, he took responsibility for the failure as chairman of the organization.

The next year, in July 1980, we tried again to launch the satellite and this time we succeeded. The whole nation was jubilant. Again, there was a press conference. Prof. Dhawan called me aside and told me, "You conduct the press conference today."

I learned a very important lesson that day. When failure occurred, the leader of the organization owned that failure. When success came, he gave it to his team. The best management lesson I have learned did not come to me from reading a book; it came from that experience.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Radiohead - High And Dry

Guitar Fingering: F#m - 044200 ; Amaj - 577600 Esus4 - 022200

INTRO

E|-0---0---0---0----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---
B|-0---0---0---0----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---
G|-13--13--13--13-\-11--11--11--11--11--11--11--
D|----------------------------------------------
A|-11--11--11--11-\-9---9---9---9---9---9---9---
E|----------------------------------------------

E|-0---0---0---0----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---
B|-0---0---0---0----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---
G|-13--13--13--13-\-9---9---9---9---9---9---9---
D|----------------------------------------------
A|-11--11--11--11-\-7---7---7---7---7---7---7---
E|------------------------------------------0---

E|--0--
B|--0--
G|--9--
D|-----
A|--7--
E|-----      Stay for 8 beats

Repeat Intro

F#m
Two jumps in a week
             Amaj                                     E
I bet you think that's pretty clever don't you boy.
F#m
Flying on your motorcycle
Amaj                                        E               Esus4   E  Esus4
watching all the ground beneath you drop.
        F#m
You'd kill yourself for recognition
Amaj                             E
kill yourself to never ever stop.
      F#m
You broke another mirror
          Amaj                               E           Esus4  E  Esus4
you're turning into something you are not.

 

                      F#m  A                     E
Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry
                      F#m  A                     E
Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry

 

REPEAT INTRO

 

F#m
Drying up in conversation
Amaj                                 E
you will be the one who cannot talk.
F#m
All your insides fall to pieces
Amaj                                                  E               Esus4  E  Esus4
you just sit there wishing you could still make love
F#m
They're the ones who'll hate you
              Amaj                                   E
when you think you've got the world all sussed out
F#m
They're the ones who'll spit at you.
Amaj                                    E      Esus4  E  Esus4
You will be the one screaming out.

 

                      F#m  A                    E
Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry
                      F#m  A                    E
Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry

 

GUITAR SOLO - F#m - A - E  X2

 

                   F#m
Oh... It's the best thing that you've ever had
     Amaj                                        E
the best thing that you've ever, ever had.
                   F#m
It's the best thing that you've ever had
      Amaj                                       E
the best thing you've had has gone away.

 

                      F#m  A                     E
Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry
                      F#m  A                     E
Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry

                      F#m  A                     E
Don't leave me high

                       F#m  A                     E
Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry

Happy Malaysians

Badawi & Samy Vellu in helicopter. Looking down at KL. Badawi said "if i throw 2 RM100 notes down,2 people are going to be happy," Samy Vellu said " if i throw 200 RM1.00 notes, 200 people will be happy." Pilot heard and said "if i throw both of u down, 27millon Malaysian  people will be very happy."

When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia

When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia

One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doing better than Malaysia. One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country.

After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do :

Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.
Dr M : But Why ?

Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On
Ringgit Or Stocks'. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M: What! why him ?

Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'.
Dr M: But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.

Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR. Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly.

Funny Pictures



Saturday, April 12, 2008

Matchbox Twenty - Push

NOTE: Guitar Tuning: Eb Ab Db Gb Bb Eb

Guitar Fingering: G5 - 320033 ; D/F# - 200230 ; Cadd9 - 032030

 

INTRO:  G5 - D/F# - Em - C  X2

 

             G5                 D/F#                           Em
She said I dont know if I've ever been good enough
               C            G5                   D/F#               Em     C
Im a little bit rusty, and I think my head is caving in
      G5                       D/F#                   Em
And I dont know if Ive ever been really loved
                  C                       G5                      D/F#                   Em
By the hand thats touched me, and I feel like somethings gonna give
                     C
And I'm a little bit angry

 

D/F#                                  Cadd9                                        D/F#
Well, this aint over, no not here, not while I still need you around
                                         Cadd9
You dont owe me, we might change yeah
                 D/F#
Yeah we just might feel good

 

G5       D/F#          C               D/F#
I wanna push you around, well I will, well I will
G5       D/F#                C                      D/F#
I wanna push you (who) down, well I will, well I will
Em        D/F#           C   D/F#  Em     D/F#              C
I wanna take you for granted, I wanna take you for granted
         D/F#             G5  D/F#  Em  C
Yeah, yeah well I will

   G5  D/F#  Em  C
I Will...

 

             G5                           D/F#                 Em
She said I dont know why you ever would lie to me
                 C                     G5
Like I'm a little untrusting when

                       D/F#              Em         C
I think that the truth is gonna hurt ya
     G5                    D/F#              Em
And I dont why you couldnt just stay with me
                 C
You couldnt stand to be near me
G5                          D/F#                Em                         C
When my face dont seem to wanna shine cuz its a little bit dirty

 

D/F#                                               Cadd9
Well don't just stand there, say nice things to me
                                               D/F#
Coz Ive been cheated Ive been wronged, and you
                                                   Cadd9
You dont know me, yeah well I can't change, yeah
                     D/F#
Well I wont do anything at all

 

G5        D/F#        C                       D/F#
I wanna push you around, well I will, well I will
G5        D/F#                 C                      D/F#
I wanna push you (who) down, well I will, well I will
Em        D/F#           C  D/F#  Em                D/F#            C
I wanna take you for granted, yeah I wanna take you for granted
D/F#
Yeah, yeah well I will

 

Em      D/F#                   C
Oh but dont bowl me over
                D/F#                              Em              D/F#    C      D/F#
Just wait a minute well it kinda fell apart, things get so Crazy, crazy
Em  D/F#        C  D/F#
Dont rush this baby
Em  D/F#        C      D/F#
Dont rush this baby, baby...

 

G5        D/F#                  C            D/F#
I wanna push you around, well I will, well I will
G5        D/F#                        C             D/F#
I wanna push you (who) down, well I will, well I will
Em        D/F#             C        D/F#                 Em          D/F#
I wanna take you for granted, yeah yeah yeah, I wanna take you,

C           D/F#             G5
Take you, yeah, well I will
        D/F#   C     D/F#      G5          D/F#  C      D/F#       G5
And I will, I Will I will yeah... Well I will I Will I Will yeah hey....
   D/F#      C            D/F#           G5                 D/F#          C     D/F#
Push you around, em yeah (who) down, I wanna push you around
          G5
Yeah I will

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Vertical Horizon - Best I Ever Had (Grey Sky Morning)

NOTE: Guitar Tuning - Eb  Ab  Db  Gb  Bb  Eb

Chord Fingering: G5 - 320033 ; Am7 - 002213 ; Cmaj - 032013      D/F# - 200230 ; Em7 - 022033

 

INTRO - G5 - Am7 - Cmaj - G - D/F#   X2

 

G5                Am7     Cmaj              G5   D/F#
So you sailed away, into a grey sky morning
G5                     Am7  Cmaj              G5    D/F#
Now I'm here to stay, love can be so boring

 

Am                       Em         Am                     Em     D/F#
Nothing's quite the same now. I just say your name now

 

G5                 Am7  Cmaj              G5      D/F#
But it's not so bad. You're only the best I ever had
Em7                     Am7  Cmaj               G5      D/F#      
You don't want me back. You're just the best I ever had

 

G5 - Am7 - Cmaj

 

G5                     Am7  Cmaj               G5 D/F#
So you stole my world, now I'm just a phony
G5                       Am7  Cmaj                    G5 D/F#
Remembering the girl leaves me down and lonely

 

Am             Em     Am                 Em      D/F#
Send it in a letter, make yourself feel better

 

G5                  Am7  Cmaj             G5      D/F#
But it's not so bad. You're only the best I ever had
Em7                     Am7  Cmaj               G5     D/F#    F
You don't need me back. You're just the best I ever had

 

                G5                         C            G5    Am
And it may take some time to patch me up inside
F              G5             Em                F
But I can't take it so I run away and hide
              G5                       C           G5        Am
And I may find in time that you were always right
         G5        F        G5
You're always right

 

G5                  Am7  Cmaj             G5  D/F#
So you sailed away into a grey sky morning
G5                    Am7  Cmaj               G5  D/F#
Now I'm here to stay. Love can be so boring

 

Am                   Em       Am                   Em   D/F#
What was it you wanted. Could it be I'm haunted

 

G5                  Am7 Cmaj              G5       D/F#
But it's not so bad. You're only the best I ever had
Em7                  Am7 Cmaj               G5      D/F#        G5 Am7  Cmaj
I don't want you back. You're just the best I ever had
      G5       D/F#         G5 Am7  Cmaj
The best I ever had
     G5       D/F#     G5
The best I ever

Coldplay - The Scientist

NOTE: Kapo the guitar on 3rd fret to follow the chords below. Original Key (Dm)

Chord Fingering: Dsus2 - x00230

 

INTRO: Bm - G - D - Dsus2  X2

 

Bm               G                             D
Come up to meet you, Tell you I'm sorry,
                              Dsus2                 Bm
You don't know how lovely you are.
                G                      D
I had to find you, Tell you I need you,
              Dsus2               Bm
Tell you I set you apart.
                     G                                  D
Tell me your secrets, And ask me your questions,
                Dsus2                   Bm
Oh let's go back to the start.
                 G                       D
Runnin' in circles, Comin' up tails,
                    Dsus2                G
Heads on the science apart.

 

                                  D                 Dsus2                         G
Nobody said it was easy, It's such a shame for us to part.
                                  D                 Dsus2                        A  
Nobody said it was easy, No one ever said it would be this hard.
A7                           
Oh take me back to the start.

 

D   G   D   Dsus2   Bm   G   D   Dsus2

 

Bm              G                                 D
I was just guessin', At numbers and figures,
                Dsus2              Bm
Pullin' the puzzles apart.
                     G                              D
Questions of science, Science and progress,
                         Dsus2                 Bm
Do not speak as loud as my heart.
                      G                                D
Tell me you love me, Come back and haunt me,
             Dsus2                   Bm
Oh on I rush to the start.
                G                          D
Runnin' in circles, Chasin' our tails,
           Dsus2                  G
Comin' back as we are.

 

                                   D                     Dsus2                         G
Nobody said it was easy, Oh it's such a shame for us to part.
                                   D                  Dsus2                      A 
Nobody said it was easy, No one ever said it would be so hard.
A7                        
I'm goin' back to the start.

 

D   G   D   Dsus2   Bm   G   D   Dsus2

 

Bm   G    D   Dsus2
Ahh ooooooooooooooooo
Bm   G    D   Dsus2
Ahh ooooooooooooooooo
Bm   G    D   Dsus2
Ahh ooooooooooooooooo
Bm   G    D   Dsus2       G
Ahh ooooooooooooooooo

Matchbox Twenty - Hang

INTRO - G  C

G
She grabs her magazines
                                               C    Em
She packs her things and she goes
                                                         D     G
She leaves the pictures hanging on the wall, she burns all
      C                            G                                    D
Her notes and she knows, shes been here too few years
                  C
To feel this old

 

G                                                                        C      Em
He smokes his cigarette, he stays outside til its gone
                                  D    G                          C
If anybody ever had a heart, he wouldnt be alone
             G                                    D                 C
He knows, shes been here too few years, to be gone

 

           G  D     C                    G            D    C
And we always say, it would be good to go away, someday
                    Em                            D
But if theres nothing there to make things change
               C
If its the same for you Ill just hang

G  C

 

G                                                                   C    Em
The trouble understand, is she got reasons he dont
                                           D   G
Funny how he couldnt see at all, til she
                        C
Grabbed up her coat
             G                                           D   G                        C
And she goes, shes been here too few years to take it all in stride
G                            D                            C
But still its much too long, to let the hurt go (you let her go)

 

           G  D     C                    G            D    C
And we always say, it would be good to go away, someday
                   Em                    D
But if theres nothing there to make things change
              C
If its the same for you Ill just hang
       D
The same for you Ill always hang
         G   D   C                      G          D    C
Well I always say, it would be good to go Away
          Em                         D
But if things dont work out like we think
               Em                      D
And theres nothing here to ease the ache
                  Em                     D
But it theres nothing there to make things change
               C
If its the same for you Ill just hang

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Outsourced to EDS

Shell IT is outsourcing all their IT Staffs out and I happened to be impacted. Check out the deal, its worth 4B USD. Damn....

http://www.businessweek.com/globalbiz/content/mar2008/gb20080331_370096.htm?campaign_id=rss_topStories

I'm going to EDS and know what, actually many of us DREAD going to EDS. We've heard of too many bad things about EDS, just to list a few.....

  1. No Pay Raise
  2. No bonus or poor bonus
  3. More work - Taking more accounts
  4. Favoritism towards Indians.
  5. Hard to get promotion
  6. No Work Life Balance

Oh dear, and we're suppose to know our package this month. They promised engineering a higher package. But in reality, outsourcing is meant for Shell to cut cost and for EDS to earn money, so where is your pay increment going to come from? Barh, at this point, its worthless to whine. We'll just have to wait for the package to know whats in it for us... But guess what? I'm contemplating a move back to Singapore to do IT Consultancy work. I'm still young, time for me to learn some new skills and move towards a brighter prospect. I hope someone in Singapore gives me a chance to prove myself!

Good luck to myself in my next career advancement!

Bee Gees - I Started A Joke

INTRO - G  Bm  C  D  X2

G              Bm   C                           D                G       Bm      C
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
      D        G  Bm   C            D                G  Bm     C    D
but I didn't see       that the joke was on me,   oh no.

G               Bm  C                         D               G            Bm      C
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
         D         G  Bm  C           D                G
oh, if I'd only seen    that the joke was on me.

 

Em                  Bm                      C                    G
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
     Bm            Em                     Am                                   D   D7
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

 

    G         Bm   C                          D                G         Bm      C
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
          D        G  Bm  C            D                G
oh, if I'd only seen    that the joke was on me.

 

Em                  Bm                      C                    G
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
     Bm            Em                     Am                                   D   D7
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

 

    G         Bm   C                           D               G       Bm      C
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
          D         G  Bm    C                  D                 G   Bm     C
oh, if I'd only seen oh yeah, that the joke was on me.    Oh no....
              D                G     Bm   C     D
That the joke was on me................
G   Bm   C    D    G
Ooooohh................

Monday, April 7, 2008

Songs, Lyrics and Chords

I've decided to post the chords and lyrics to some of my favourite songs here. Theres many, so I guess I'll start it slow.

First one up is Creep from Radiohead. Sometimes, i can really relate to this song... I feel like a creep at times... Sigh...

Radiohead - Creep

INTRO - G  B  C  Cm

                          G
When you were here before,
                           B
Couldn't look you in the eye
            C
You're just like an angel,
                    Cm
Your skin makes me cry

 

                   G
You float like a feather
                  B
In a beautiful world
                C
I wish I was special
                  Cm
You're so fucking special

 

            G
But I'm a creep,
          B
I'm a weirdo
                        C
What the hell am I doin' here?
              Cm
I don't belong here

 

                   G
I don't care if it hurts,
                B
I wanna have control
                 C
I want a perfect body
                 Cm
I want a perfect soul

 

              G
I want you to notice
              B
when I'm not around
                  C
You're so fucking special
             Cm
I wish I was special

 

           G
But I'm a creep
        B
I'm a weirdo
                         C
What the hell am I doin' here?
               Cm
I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh

 

G                     B
She's running out the door
C             
She's running out
    Cm                G          B
She run run run run...
C            Cm
run...

 

                   G
Whatever makes you happy
              B
Whatever you want
                  C
You're so fucking special
             Cm
I wish I was special

 

          G
But I'm a creep,
        B
I'm a weirdo
                         C
What the hell am I doin' here?
                Cm
I don't belong here

 

                G
I don't belong here...

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Silicone Sex Dolls

They actually make sex dolls using silicone which looks pretty real....

Interesting huh. Some of them looks cute too! =P

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/?p=626

You know, if someday I really end up being all alone and getting too old to get any company, i might end up with one out of desperation. LOL!

Typing Speed

I think I'm rather slow....

91 words

Speed test

From Child Prodigy to Hooker

Read about this bitch... She was a child prodigy, a maths genius who entered Oxford University at the age of 13. Now all she does is sell her hole for 130 pounds per hour. You know, thats actually real expensive. ^_^

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/3003_hooker.shtml

I would prefer to stay away from these people. =)

Friday, April 4, 2008