Monday, August 31, 2009

Monsters.Com Bug???

Arh... Since its a public holiday today, I ended up staying at home, doing random stuffs and out of the blue chance about this Monster.Com bug which I could reproduce pretty often until after I recorded it! Now seems a bit hard to repro but I'll just show it for those who are bored and want to see a boring video of a boring bug. ^_^

Heres what to look out for:
1. Top of the page, look at the "Hi blar blar" section
2. Bottom of the video, there u can see its saying "Welcome back Joseph"

The funny thing is, when it got to someone else's page, when I click home, I go to their domain (eg Singapore, Philippines).

I suppose when I click Home and click back log in, it somehow detected the last guy that logged in to Monster.Com, rather than me. :)

Oh yar, I couldn't do the same thing on IE, only FireFix. Maybe Monster has issues with FireFox. =P

Friday, August 28, 2009

Malaysian Ah Long Vs The Police

Shared by my colleague Jonathan.


THE COPS

THE AH LONGS

SLOGAN

"Mesra, Cepat & Betul"

"Mesra, Jika Cepat Bayar"

TEAM SIZE

89,197

3,403

HIGHEST RANK

IGP, Tan Sri

Tai Kor, Datuk

LOWEST RANK

Constable

Mah Chai

RANK ID

Pips On Uniform

Tattoos On Body

HOME GROUND

Bukit Aman

Bukit Bintang

FIREPOWER

Revolver, Semi Automatic

Meat Cleaver, Molotov Cocktail

STANDARD ISSUE

Hand Cuffs

Knuckle Duster

AFFLIATION

Interpol

Intertriad

SQUAD CAR

Proton Wira, Waja, Perodua Kancil

Proton Aeroback (With Extended Spoiler)

WANTED LIST

Displayed At Stations, Published In Papers

Displayed On Lamp Posts, Phone Booths

COMMUNICATION

Encrypted Wireless Network

Random Pre-Paid Cellphones

SPECIAL SKILLS

Surveillance, Investigation, Interception

Stake-Out, Ambush, Bone Re-Structuring

CROWD CONTROL

Water Cannon, Dog Unit

Fire Bomb, Killer Bees

BACK-UP

PVR, RELA

Car Repossessors, Club Bouncers

RECENT WIN

Stopped Siti Nurhaliza Hate Mails

Financed Euro 2004 Betting Activities

RECENT DEFEAT

Lost 1 Police Station To A Food Court

Missed 1 Food Court Financing Opportunity

RECRUITMENT

Via Mass Media

Via Friend Of A Friend Of A Friend

DISLIKES

ACA, Lawyers

MCA, Lawyers

FAV MOVIES

Police Story 1 - 5, Serpico

Jaws, Loan Shark, Mean Streets

FAV QUOTE

"Tengok Tengki?"

"Macam Mana Mau Settle?"

FAN CLUB

Rakan COP

Rakan TELCO

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Know Your Customers

Something my colleague shared with me..

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...


First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should have!? said the salesman. didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"