Monday, August 31, 2009
Monsters.Com Bug???
Heres what to look out for:
1. Top of the page, look at the "Hi blar blar" section
2. Bottom of the video, there u can see its saying "Welcome back Joseph"
The funny thing is, when it got to someone else's page, when I click home, I go to their domain (eg Singapore, Philippines).
I suppose when I click Home and click back log in, it somehow detected the last guy that logged in to Monster.Com, rather than me. :)
Oh yar, I couldn't do the same thing on IE, only FireFix. Maybe Monster has issues with FireFox. =P
Friday, August 28, 2009
Malaysian Ah Long Vs The Police
Shared by my colleague Jonathan.
THE COPS | THE AH LONGS | |
SLOGAN | "Mesra, Cepat & Betul" | "Mesra, Jika Cepat Bayar" |
TEAM SIZE | 89,197 | 3,403 |
HIGHEST RANK | IGP, Tan Sri | Tai Kor, Datuk |
LOWEST RANK | Constable | Mah Chai |
RANK ID | Pips On Uniform | Tattoos On Body |
HOME GROUND | Bukit Aman | Bukit Bintang |
FIREPOWER | Revolver, Semi Automatic | Meat Cleaver, Molotov Cocktail |
STANDARD ISSUE | Hand Cuffs | Knuckle Duster |
AFFLIATION | Interpol | Intertriad |
SQUAD CAR | Proton Wira, Waja, Perodua Kancil | Proton Aeroback (With Extended Spoiler) |
WANTED LIST | Displayed At Stations, Published In Papers | Displayed On Lamp Posts, Phone Booths |
COMMUNICATION | Encrypted Wireless Network | Random Pre-Paid Cellphones |
SPECIAL SKILLS | Surveillance, Investigation, Interception | Stake-Out, Ambush, Bone Re-Structuring |
CROWD CONTROL | Water Cannon, Dog Unit | Fire Bomb, Killer Bees |
BACK-UP | PVR, RELA | Car Repossessors, Club Bouncers |
RECENT WIN | Stopped Siti Nurhaliza Hate Mails | Financed Euro 2004 Betting Activities |
RECENT DEFEAT | Lost 1 Police Station To A Food Court | Missed 1 Food Court Financing Opportunity |
RECRUITMENT | Via Mass Media | Via Friend Of A Friend Of A Friend |
DISLIKES | ACA, Lawyers | MCA, Lawyers |
FAV MOVIES | Police Story 1 - 5, Serpico | |
FAV QUOTE | "Tengok Tengki?" | "Macam Mana Mau Settle?" |
FAN CLUB | Rakan COP | Rakan TELCO |
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Know Your Customers
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...
First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should have!? said the salesman. didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"